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By Mike Beatrice
HBO’s Game Change debuted over the weekend. Sarah Palin didn’t have to watch the movie on TV; she could see it from her front porch in Alaska.
“CHANNEL CHANGE”
If you learned one thing watching Game Change, you learned more than Sarah Palin.
“VOTER FRAUD”
After watching Sarah Palin in Game Change, I think I’d sooner vote for Trig Palin.
“RISING SON”
How bad an actor must Levi Johnston be that he didn’t get to play Levi Johnston?
“UNEMPLOYED”
Rihanna is set to play Whitney Houston in an upcoming biopic. No word on casting Chris Brown as Bobby Brown.
“BEAT IT”
An alleged Hulk Hogan sex tape is making the rounds in Hollywood. In the video, the Hulkster has sex with a woman then smacks her with a folding chair.
“HULK SMASH & GRAB”
A Brazilian scam artist has been arrested for using a fake Jack Nicholson ID. Police say they knew the man was a fraud when he began dating women his own age.
“YOUNGER GAMES”
Video has surfaced of Richard Dreyfuss ranting incoherently at the Oscars. You know there’s a problem when your red carpet interview is crazier than Nick Nolte’s
“CLOSE ENCOUNTER”
Following the premier of her Bosnian War film, Angelina Jolie has been receiving death threats. Police say there are no clues as to the source, except for a return address label reading “J. Aniston.”
“MEAN GIRLS”
A US Airways employee died after getting caught in a luggage conveyor belt. Even worse, the airline has charged his family a $25 handling fee.
“BAG MAN”
AND FINALLY…
According to TIME magazine, the Navy wants to recruit more minority SEALs. How about this one?
