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By Mike Beatrice
Kim Kardashian was “flour bombed” while walking a red carpet. Don’t worry; this isn’t even close to being the worst substance spilled on a Kardashian.
“FLOUR POWER”
80’s R&B singer DeBarge was arrested in Los Angeles for driving under the influence. Unfortunately that influence wasn’t Marvin Gaye.
DeBarge resisted arrest, yelling at the cops, “Do you know who I almost was?”
“THE WHO”
Bobby Brown was also arrested in LA for a DUI. To be fair, driving while drunk is his prerogative.
“BAR FLY”
James Cameron has set a record for diving to the ocean floor, breaking the previous record set by Jack.
“SINKING FEELING”
Cameron then sunk to yet another new low by releasing Titanic in 3D.
“REALITY SHOW”
Ashton Kutcher has been cast as Steve Jobs in an upcoming biopic. iWon’tbewatchingthismovie.
“CLOUD NINE”
Video has surfaced of Alicia Silverstone feeding her child mouth-to-mouth. Coincidentally, this is also how Silverstone got paid by Aerosmith.
“CLUELESS”
In a new study, Tim Tebow is second only to Oprah Winfrey in marketability. Tebow also comes in second to Oprah in ability to throw a football.
“OWNED”
A man in Brazil is fighting crime while dressed up as Batman. Word of Caution: don’t let him show you the Bat Thong.
“JOKER”
Lindsay Lohan has earned a work permit to shoot a movie in Canada. The good news doesn’t end there. Canada also offers Socialized Rehab.
“LINDS, EY?”
Boy band 98 Degrees is reuniting. But thanks to climate change they will now be called 99 Degrees.
“COOLING OFF”
AND FINALLY…
When discussing a possible trade, Steve Nash says he would answer a call from LeBron James. Better put that cell phone on vibrate because LeBron has no ring.
“ODD COUPLE”
