Ok Karate Kid was one thing, I took the crane kick to the face and didn’t see it and let bygones be bygones. I cannot believe what my eyes are reading. A REMAKE OF TOTAL RECALL??? I mean this has to be a cruel joke right?
Why? Why in God’s name do we need a remake of Total Recall? Why do we need a remake of Total Recall with Len Wiseman directing? The guy who puts his wife in everything and usually has Warewolves fighting Vampires and blah blah blah.Didn’t anyone see Die Hard 4? The WORST one out of all the Die Hards? The one that made John McLane a cartoon? The worst part about this…..he had Bruce Willis!“Wait, wait Len, you want me to do what with a helicopter? Fine, wait what? Justin Long?? Fuck me.”
He won’t have Arnold in this go round. There aren’t many actors out there right now that can carry an action movie much less a great sci fi movie like this. Who will they get, Sam Worthington?? Great, and who will play Quato, Andy Samberg?“Let’s go all out on this bitch and let Kate B play George.”
I mean this is a travesty. Why did anyone green light this? I understand the remake of Red Dawn. If done correctly, with today’s political themes, there could be a lot of interesting discussions to come from this movie. It could also be Dawson’s Creek with guns if we are in trouble. But that one is a risk I am willing to take.
But not Total Recall, it doesn’t need to be touched. This is the straw that broke the camel’s back. If you can remake Total Recall and Karate Kid, what is next Rocky with Shia Laboots and Ellen Page as Adrian? “Sad face Sad face, witty comment, witty comment, smirk, shrug, Ice skating?”
Arnold’s movies shouldn’t be remade, you can make movies SIMILAR to them. “Hey that movie reminds me of Total Recall.” Forgiven. But to just redo an action movie that is amazing as is, SHAME on you Wiseman, shame on you.
Boooooo to everyone involved with this.The Remakes have gone too far- Total Recall??,