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By Kristian Harloff
Ok Karate Kid was one thing, I took the crane kick to the face and didn’t see it and let bygones be bygones. I cannot believe what my eyes are reading. A REMAKE OF TOTAL RECALL??? I mean this has to be a cruel joke right?
Why? Why in God’s name do we need a remake of Total Recall? Why do we need a remake of Total Recall with Len Wiseman directing? The guy who puts his wife in everything and usually has Warewolves fighting Vampires and blah blah blah.Didn’t anyone see Die Hard 4? The WORST one out of all the Die Hards? The one that made John McLane a cartoon? The worst part about this…..he had Bruce Willis!
“Wait, wait Len, you want me to do what with a helicopter? Fine, wait what? Justin Long?? Fuck me.”
He won’t have Arnold in this go round. There aren’t many actors out there right now that can carry an action movie much less a great sci fi movie like this. Who will they get, Sam Worthington?? Great, and who will play Quato, Andy Samberg?
“Let’s go all out on this bitch and let Kate B play George.”
I mean this is a travesty. Why did anyone green light this? I understand the remake of Red Dawn. If done correctly, with today’s political themes, there could be a lot of interesting discussions to come from this movie. It could also be Dawson’s Creek with guns if we are in trouble. But that one is a risk I am willing to take.
But not Total Recall, it doesn’t need to be touched. This is the straw that broke the camel’s back. If you can remake Total Recall and Karate Kid, what is next Rocky with Shia Laboots and Ellen Page as Adrian? 
“Sad face Sad face, witty comment, witty comment, smirk, shrug, Ice skating?”
Arnold’s movies shouldn’t be remade, you can make movies SIMILAR to them. “Hey that movie reminds me of Total Recall.” Forgiven. But to just redo an action movie that is amazing as is, SHAME on you Wiseman, shame on you.
I hope Arnold shows up on set, rips his arms off, tosses him down the shaft while whistling “SEE YOU AT THE PAHTY WEISSMAN.”
Boooooo to everyone involved with this.
The Remakes have gone too far- Total Recall??,
Nobody can touch Verhoeven so why bother trying?
Kristian, you hit it right on the head my man. There are some movies you just don’t touch and anything with Arnold in it, is on that list. Well maybe not Hercules goes bananas.
Movies that were done WRONG the first time need a remake or if not enough people saw it and remember it. Total Recall doesn’t fit into either of those. The Star Wars prequels can be remade, I would be fine with that.
This is just lame. Total Recall doesn’t need a remake.
HAhahah, Samberg as Quatto is awesome
Hey Bennnnny SCREWWWWWW YEEWWWWW
I guess they think they can make it better.
I hadn’t heard this about Recall, it makes me sick
No! Stop remaking classics!! And Wiseman sucks!
I am going to give it benefit of the doubt, maybe they can make it a series.
F Len Wiseman
I was thinking about this the other day when I read it, haven’t there been movies LIKE other movies before, why not stick with that motto instead of just dong the same movie?
Lemme guess, Kate Beckinsale will play Sharon Stone character, terrible.
This is a crime