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by Michael Beatrice A Beatrice News Super Scoop! Now that the Beatrice Scoop has seen Man of Steel in glorious 2-D, let’s do a wrap-up of all things Superman! Edward Snowden is the most wanted man in the world.  Except in Schmoeville where the most wanted man is Mark Ellis. Man of Steel exceeded all expectations by raking in 128 million dollars thus far.  Which is surprising since Kevin Costner ...

Episode 102 with the Schmoes crew! This week, we discuss Maria Menounos’ party and Man of Steel (Spoiler Free), and read (on air) some of the “not-so-nice” comments left by some randoms on the Youtube channel; plus the BIG discussion about the latest Star Wars scoop the Schmoes broke exclusively on schmoesknow.com.  Catherine Kelly joins us as well to talk tv with the Wildman Macuga! All this plus a lot ...

by Chip Dornell William Shakespeare. He’s the author whose work has been adapted to the large and small screen more times than any other. It’s not even fun to make you guess because even the least read folks could probably figure that out. So who is the author with the second most number of screen adaptations? I know what my guess would be. After all, it seems like the same ...

by Michael Beatrice Let’s begin with a quick summer movie round-up: Brad Pitt has been making surprise appearances at screenings of World War Z.  Presumably to apologize. The Purge opened strong at the box office but is reportedly so bad, people are actually hoping Ethan Hawke returns to writing books. Apparently the working title for M. Night Shyamalan’s “After Earth” was “Unwatchable.” The new Superman trailers look great but beg ...

Hello Schmoeville! The lovely Tiffany Smith returns for another LAST NIGHT ON TV: WEEKLY DOSE, courtesy of MSN Entertainment! Enjoy! FOLLOW TIFFANY ON TWITTER! FOLLOW THE SCHMOES ON TWITTER!   Share on Facebook

Hello, Schmoeville! We’ve got a special contest for you, our valued readers. Universal Pictures exciting thriller The Purge is coming out Friday, June 7th. The Purge stars Ethan Hawke and Lena Headey and follows one family over the course of a single night… From sundown to sunrise, for 12 hours, all crime is legal. Four people will be tested to see how far they will go to protect themselves when the ...

by Dan Farren My Movie With Andy an interview with Johnny Legend Renaissance Man doesn’t seem enough of a title to assign to the career of Johnny Legend. He is an actor, rockabilly legend, pro wrestling manager, and producer. As a teen he struck up a friendship with wrestling icon Freddie Blassie eventually producing Blassie’s cult classic record PENCIL NECK GEEK. In the 1980s he decided to team-up Blassie with ...

  Hello Schmoeville! This is a little treat appearing from the good folks over at FANDANGO. And of course, when it’s hosted by the First Lady of Schmoeville, Tiffany Smith… see? You all just perked to attention. So enjoy Tiffany interviewing fans about the latest movies and see how many questions YOU would have gotten right about the biggest blockbusters of the summer! Let’s talk about this, Schmoeville! Are you ...

by Chip Dornell A Different Kind of Shoot ‘Em Up Put yourself in the shoes of a casting director and find the right actor for this movie character – Recovering heroin addict faces challenges of staying clean once he’s released from prison when all he wants to do is play the drums, but the life of drugs and illicit card dealing he knew from before are paths of least resistance. ...

by Josh Macuga Get Your Place In The Family Tree I watch a lot of TV. I personally don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, but I’m sure my mother in the 5th grade disagreed, hence the rigorous summer reading program. Seriously my Mom treated summer reading like NFL players treat their off season workout plans, arrests outside mini malls and club girl pregnancies. But that’s another story for another ...

A Quick Summer Movie Update: Much like my charcoal briquettes, The Hangover III didn’t quite catch fire on Memorial Day Weekend.  In the first two movies the Wolf Pack had to fill in lost time, while this time it’s the audience that loses two hours.     Spoiler Alert for The Hangover Part III: Zach Galifianakis plays Khan. Fast and Furious Six carried the holiday weekend, so much so that ...

By Joe Ruggirello Man, for a network show Hannibal really has a lot of f***ed up imagery. People carved into angels. Turned into cellos. And now this week we have a ridiculous monument to brutality. Pieces of dead bodies in various stages of decay tied together in a totem pole. “This is a celebration. He’s marking his achievements”, says Will Graham. Seriously. Damn. While Will Graham deals with this insane ...

by Dan Farren The Grindhouse Experience There has been a lot of talk over the years about the loss of the “The Movie Experience.” With the advent of home viewing and streaming, going to a dark theater and communally enjoying a movie with a group of strangers is becoming a thing of the past. But when people discuss this sad fact, they always approach it from a mainstream viewpoint. They ...

Hello Schmoeville! Okay, a show of hands… Who’s excited about Pacific Rim? I see. Well then, I’ll just shut up and get right to it. Watch this and be happy: Share on Facebook

  “Where we’re going we don’t need roads.”  Ode to Back to the Future Is Citizen Kane still considered the best film in movie history?  Well, I would like to state my case for why Back to the Future should be AFI’s number one choice. Ok, so after thinking about it for a moment, I can see how it wouldn’t make the top ten of all time but it certainly ...

By Joe Ruggirello Season 7 of Doctor Who has been quite the wild ride. We’ve had Daleks, dinosaurs, cyborg cowboys… and that was just the first three episodes. THEN we said goodbye to Amy and Rory Pond, which elicited all sorts of feels from fans. Showrunner Steven Moffat had promised before the season began that it was going to be epic; each episode would deliver a huge stand-alone adventure as opposed ...

Great Moments in Movie Television History – The Only Spa Beyond The Wall As most of you know I’m a movie enthusiast, but I also indulge in my fair share of television. Like most of the world I enjoy the crossover (nerd to frat guy) HBO program Game of Thrones. I don’t know if I enjoy it because I’m guaranteed at least one set of boobs per episode or that ...

Movie nudity your game? Then you need to get to know Josh Macuga...

Miss Movies takes a look at photographer, filmmaker, and You Tuber Mike Carano.

Looking beyond the headlines with Michael Beatrice and the Beatrice News Scoop