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Great Moments in Movie Television History – The Only Spa Beyond The Wall As most of you know I’m a movie enthusiast, but I also indulge in my fair share of television. Like most of the world I enjoy the crossover (nerd to frat guy) HBO program Game of Thrones. I don’t know if I enjoy it because I’m guaranteed at least one set of boobs per episode or that ...

EXT. WARNER BROS STUDIOS, OFFICE OF DC COMICS – DAY The latest Justice League script is turned in by Will Beall, writer on the critically panned and underachieving GANGSTER SQUAD. The suits read it. The suits hate it. The suits fire Will. The Brothers Warner spend the rest of their week pouting. You see Warners really wants this type of movie. You know the type; a franchise team up of ...

I’m about to go see the midnight premiere of the action extravaganza “The Expendables”, and this is the most excited I’ve been to see a movie all summer. I was jazzed to see “Iron Man 2” and “Inception” as well, but this is different, kids. This is not only a hard-to-screw-up action premise (jinx #1), it is also the dream of my childhood that this movie become a reality. “The ...

In a story I stumbled upon during my morning web browsing/Facebook stalking, there is a new Tarzan movie in the works. It appears it will be released in 2012, and – get ready for a shock – it will be in 3D. That’s right folks…a guy that wears a loincloth, uses a vine to get around and speaks four words will be getting the most advanced film technology available. Ellis ...

By Mark Ellis Good news: There's a new "Star Wars" movie coming out! Bad news: It's a XXX adult film in 3-D. No, wait...that's also good news

By Mark Ellis Two stars of the beloved '90's show are teaming up for a tv movie...that will probably get less ratings than a rerun of "90210" on the Oxygen network.

By Mark Ellis As I was sifting through the entertainment news of the day, trying to decide if there was a good story that I could use to fool people into clicking on my dream journal, one bit of info caught my eye:

By Mark Ellis Here is MY take on the two directors left to possibly direct the new Wolverine film. Enjoy!

By Mark Ellis In my latest, I touch up on Disney's plans to remake The Haunted Mansion.

By Mark Ellis The debut blog of the more attractive Schmoe and Redskin faithful, me Mark Ellis. In my intro, I give a break down of what you will come to expect from these blogs. Enjoy kids!

The Schmoes and their gal-pal Iliza Shlesinger turned to the Dark Side for the new animated film “Despicable Me”…would the villains have an epic Harloff vs. Ellis showdown? Would Tazz get hired as a minion?? Enjoy! Share on Facebook