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“Salt” Review

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The Schmoes and their trusty pal Jay Larson uncovered the truth about Angelina Jolie’s new film, “Salt”. Is she a spy? Can she still kick ass? Who did she root for in “Rocky IV”?? Enjoy!

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“Salt” Review, 4.0 out of 5 based on 6 ratings

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  1. davyw says:

    Do you fellas have big Hollywood representation?

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  3. TheChang says:

    Salt looks like the same generic crap that every action movie does now, un real stunts and too much cgi

  4. IwassentbyMing says:

    I wanted to see this film, but I agree with you guys 90 percent of the time. I will not see it but if I start hearing it is awesome, I may change my mind. Loving the website guys.

  5. Shauna says:

    I haven’t seen it, but I do think Angelina is so small and frail (really) to be an action hero! She is all of 100 lbs, really? she can knock people out, and jump on moving trucks? I think that if she jumped off of anything she would fly away like a leaf in a gust of wind. I loved her in changeling! she is a grat actress, but an action star? hmmm… I just can’t see it!

  6. RuffRider says:

    Yes! A website for you two Schmoes, it is about time! I love your guys reviews, informative and funny and honest. Thank you for seeing all the good and shit movies for us normal folk. You guys are my heroes, haha, good luck!

  7. Cassandra says:

    I liked it but I agree with what you guys said, it was kind of predictable but I guess I just needed an escape.

  8. Fedora says:

    I agree with you guys most of the time, not ont his one though. I thought Angelina was awesome as Salt and I accepted the movie for what it was, a thrill ride. I still love ya guys! Great website!

  9. Ling says:

    Guys…this movie is 1.5 Schmoes at best…it’s up there with Orca and Broke Down Palace as one of the worst garage pieces ever.

    1. kristianschmoe says:

      I won’t argue with you on that.

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