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The Schmoes and their trusty pal Jay Larson uncovered the truth about Angelina Jolie’s new film, “Salt”. Is she a spy? Can she still kick ass? Who did she root for in “Rocky IV”?? Enjoy!
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“Salt” Review,
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Salt looks like the same generic crap that every action movie does now, un real stunts and too much cgi
I wanted to see this film, but I agree with you guys 90 percent of the time. I will not see it but if I start hearing it is awesome, I may change my mind. Loving the website guys.
I haven’t seen it, but I do think Angelina is so small and frail (really) to be an action hero! She is all of 100 lbs, really? she can knock people out, and jump on moving trucks? I think that if she jumped off of anything she would fly away like a leaf in a gust of wind. I loved her in changeling! she is a grat actress, but an action star? hmmm… I just can’t see it!
Yes! A website for you two Schmoes, it is about time! I love your guys reviews, informative and funny and honest. Thank you for seeing all the good and shit movies for us normal folk. You guys are my heroes, haha, good luck!
I liked it but I agree with what you guys said, it was kind of predictable but I guess I just needed an escape.
I agree with you guys most of the time, not ont his one though. I thought Angelina was awesome as Salt and I accepted the movie for what it was, a thrill ride. I still love ya guys! Great website!
Guys…this movie is 1.5 Schmoes at best…it’s up there with Orca and Broke Down Palace as one of the worst garage pieces ever.
I won’t argue with you on that.