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Guten Tag, puny humans. This is another Reilly Roundtable with BREAKING NEWS!

Welcome, all! It’s another Reilly Roundtable and I am darn glad, nay, DAMN glad, you stopped on by.

Last week the wife and I saw SUPER 8. And although a certain Schmoe didn’t like it, ahem, Kristian (you disappoint me) I do not agree nor do I endorse his review, I loved it. Here’s why: It was a good movie.......

Folks, I’m not even going to try and crack-ka-lacka funny here. I want to get straight to the point…. Go see X-MEN FIRST CLASS, a brilliant return to the mutants we love and adore, brought to new life with the steady and capable hands of Matthew Vaughn (KICK ASS, LAYER CAKE).

Damn, thought this Roundtable would be late. See, I drank a bottle of wine that was roofied with ADD medication, woke up in Orange County with a missing finger, a new tattoo on my nose, a venereal disease (still waiting on the test results) and a membership in the Pâté of the month club.

Yes, folks, this is a Reilly Roundtable about BRIDESMAIDS

Welcome to another Reilly Roundtable, friends and enemies alike! Especially my enemies, namely Ed from BED, BATH AND BEYOND’s return department. I will get my $9.99 back for that set of Urban Wall Sconces I bought from the clearance bin. I don’t give a rat’s ass that it was a clearance and all sales are final. You just woke up a sleeping dragon, Ed.

The Schmoes may have their review of Thor coming out tomorrow night but I am happy to say that I will be the first on the Schmoes site to let you know of what I thought of the first summer blockbuster of the year, THOR

Greetings, Earthlings. And welcome to another Reilly Roundtable. Brought to you by the makers of Tylenol: Cough and Cold. If you have a cough or, God willing, a cold… Well, Tylenol. You’re welcome.

Howdy. How the hell are you? Word. It’s another Reilly Roundtable and here’s a new article all about GREEN LANTERN. Yup, GREEN LANTERN.

Hello friends. Yes, it’s another Reilly Roundtable. Take that world.

Good everything to you all. This is another Reilly Roundtable, it’s 46 degrees out, showers expected throughout the night. In sports, the Los Angeles Lakers beat the Phoenix Suns in triple overtime by a score of 139 to 137. In entertainment news, that guy who played a total douchey stoner in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off has apparently shit fire out of his ass and is now supreme ruler of the world.

Good evening, everyone. Or if you are reading this at dawn on a magical, spring-morn - top o’ the morning. For the rest of you reading this any other time, good for you.

Hello, friends! Readers! Women and men, alike! The movie geek, the technical nerd (congratulations by the way); Art (you know who you are) – and, of course, the Chilean Miners! Welcome to the Reilly Roundtable’s Oscar recap!

Ok I missed last week, it is ok, Schmoes gave me the week off. But the roundtable is back!

Welcome, welcome, welcome to another Reilly Roundtable! And holy shit folks, there is some big time announcements happening out there in the world of REMAKES, SEQUELS and REBOOTS. Notice the ALL CAPS. That means it’s important and shit.

Greetings everyone. I’m pissed. This is the Reilly Roundtable, by the by…

Welcome my friends. It’s another glorious Reilly Roundtable, and with you as always, Two-Time Academy Award Telecast Watcher, Mark Reilly.

Hello world! Hey, how’s it going? How’s 2011 treating you so far? I’m so glad you stopped by to read the latest Reilly Roundtable.

Greetings to all my fine fellows and loveley ladies out there! Welcome to another Reilly Roundtable. And I want to cut to the chase immediately. I have to talk about a certain movie that is out in theatres now. It’s not doing so hot.