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Hello Schmoeville! Via AICN, they have some pretty good comments coming from Man of Steel screenwriter himself, David Goyer.  If you are like me, which I know a lot of you are fellow Schmoevillians, you are excited for the new movie and are probably not even reading this here post, nay; I bet you are out watching Man of Steel. Good for you! Anywho, a lot of you know how ...

By Mark E Reilly Schmoeville, how the hell are you? It’s been a long time since there was an official Reilly Roundtable so I thought it appropriate that I write something up on the heels of me seeing MAN OF STEEL last night with the Schmoes. Jealous? You should be. Anywho, here’s the thing – if you’ve seen their review, which, let’s be honest, you should have already seen their ...

Hello Schmoeville! This is going to fall under the “Unfulfilled Wishes” portion of your evening. Because if you have seen INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL, you know that dreams can be crushed. The last Indiana Jones went through a number of writers before ultimately shitting the bed, scooping up the contents and converting it to final draft for KINGDOM. That was the most disgusting description I ...

Greetings, minions of the Roundtable! I am Reilly, your leader. Also, I never checked with you all but is it cool that I pretend to be your leader? Thanks. I was commissioned by the Schmoes the other day to take on a review for you guys as the Schmoes were indisposed. I think Mark went on a cross-country tour with Van Halen as their new Roadie and Kristian was last ...

EXT. WARNER BROS STUDIOS, OFFICE OF DC COMICS – DAY The latest Justice League script is turned in by Will Beall, writer on the critically panned and underachieving GANGSTER SQUAD. The suits read it. The suits hate it. The suits fire Will. The Brothers Warner spend the rest of their week pouting. You see Warners really wants this type of movie. You know the type; a franchise team up of ...

Mark Reilly takes a look at a forgotten issue in the JJ Abrams Star Wars hoopla in Reilly Rountable.

After a break for the Holidays, Mark Reilly is back with his Reilly Roundtable.

The Reilly Rountable takes a closer look into the future and reports back on a great Sci-Fi future.

The Reilly Roundtable presents an open letter to Warner Bros.

Reilly is back with an exclusive peak at the Alien: Engineers script in this week's Reilly Roundtable.

Okay, let’s put some things in to perspective here. I wanted to wait at least 24 hours to compose my thoughts, try not to jump ahead three years to Episode VII or let the prequels poison my mind. Upon looking up and down the Internet....

Mark Reilly returns with an open letter to Sony Pictures and 20th Century Fox.

It has been a few weeks since The Schmoes went to Comic Con 2012 but their good buddy Mark Reilly, who filmed all of the vids you saw on their channel and movies.com, shares his experience at the Con. Enjoy!!

In the latest Reilly Rountable, Reilly reviews The Town BluRay special edition.

Mark Reilly, Roundtable master, debuts a new segment on the website- Blu Ray reviews! In the first installment, Mark breaks down the releases of J. Edgar + Unforgiven!

Howdy, howdy folks of the Roundtable; of the Reilly varietals! I’m back after a long break in which I was very busy. I apologize, nay; I throw myself at the mercy of your collective footsies begging for forgiveness.

Hi everyone! It’s Reilly here… Pissed as hell, drunk, a pistol in hand shooting holes in the (pink) walls and getting dangerously close to going on a FALLING DOWN rampage in Hollywood at every studio.

Greetings my fellow Roundtable-ites! I don’t know if Roundtable-ites is really a word, but you get the picture. A lot of my readers, subscribers, friends and countrymen have asked me: “How do you make it as a Screenwriter in Hollywood?” My answer, of course, has always been: leave me alone; stop following me, and, you must remain at least fifty feet from my current location.

Moving on to what you are here for – the latest movie news and this week’s article du jour… um, wait, does that make sense? Frak it, this week is about Ridley Scott’s return to two of his most famous movies.

Here’s to one of the best Summer Blockbusters of the… um, well, summer. I’m talking Apes, people. Not ape-people (um, wait, I guess the apes will become ape-people sooner or later)… For this Reilly Roundtable, I’m talking: