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Upside Down Movie Review

Upside Down Movie Review

Jim Sturgess and Kirsten Dunst star in a sci-fi lovefest that's romance meets science in "Upside Down". Could this small film be the turning point for the 2013 movie season? Is there a problem if your true love has a different gravitational pull??

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Oz: The Great and Powerful Review

Oz: The Great and Powerful Review

After a long wait, there's finally an invitation to return to Oz on the big screen! The Schmoes walk the yellow brick road with "Oz the Great and Powerful"...would the lads be high-fiving wizards and flying monkeys? Or find themselves clicking their heels??

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The Reilly Roundtable – DC and Warner Bros. Man Up.

The Reilly Roundtable – DC and Warner Bros. Man Up.

EXT. WARNER BROS STUDIOS, OFFICE OF DC COMICS – DAY The latest Justice League script is turned in by Will Beall, writer on the critically panned and underachieving GANGSTER SQUAD. The suits read it. The suits hate it. The suits fire Will. The Brothers Warner spend the rest of their week pouting. You see Warners really wants this type of movie. You know the type; a franchise team up of ...

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21 and Over Review

21 and Over Review

That most magical of birthdays plays out in "21 and Over"...could the Schmoes keep up with the craziness on-screen? Would this be the next "The Hangover"...or (gulp) "The Hangover 2"?? Enjoy!

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Emperor Review

Emperor Review

The Schmoes head to post World War II Japan for "Emperor"...will MacArthur exonerate his highness? Can Matthew Fox be a leading man??

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Jack the Giant Slayer

Jack the Giant Slayer

Can faraway kingdoms, magic beans and giants revitalize the movie season?? The Schmoes find out with "Jack the Giant Slayer", the new fantasy feature from Bryan Singer.

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Dark Skies Review

Dark Skies Review

The Schmoes shed some light on the new otherwordly thriller "Dark Skies"...could the greys and humans combine for a thrilling scarefest? Or would it be just another alien retread that feels all too familiar? Enjoy!

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Snitch Review

Snitch Review

The Schmoes blab about the new thriller "Snitch"...would this be the latest over-the-top action flick starring The Rock? Or would Dwayne Johnson show us a more dramatic side with a few scrapes?? Enjoy!

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Stoker Review

Stoker Review

The Schmoes cross their fingers and hope the indy film "Stoker" can make a positive impact in the 2013 movie season...could this top-notch cast deliver? Or get bogged down by too much art-house indulgence? Enjoy!

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Safe Haven Review

Safe Haven Review

The Schmoes brace themselves for heart-wrenching drama with "Safe Haven", the new film based on the Nicholas Sparks novel. Could Josh Duhamel and Julianna Hough spark some chemistry? Would Ellis pronounce their names correctly??

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A Good Day to Die Hard Review

A Good Day to Die Hard Review

The Schmoes hope for the continuation of one of the great action franchises of all-time with "A Good Day to Die Hard"...Bruce Willis is back as John McLane. But is it a "Die Hard" movie?? Enjoy!

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Identity Thief Review

Identity Thief Review

Melissa Mccarthy stars with Jason Bateman as a terrible woman who steals identities from poor shulbs like Jason Bateman. Check out it if the Schmoes thought this was a good film or if McCarthy is trying to steal your cash at the box office this weekend!

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Top Gun IMAX 3D Review

Top Gun IMAX 3D Review

The Schmoes revisit their old pals Maverick and Goose in the skies but this time it is a little louder and clear as they see it in IMAX and 3D. Take a watch and see if there is a need for speed the second time around!

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Star Wars Fantasy Teams Revealed

Star Wars Fantasy Teams Revealed

Greetings Schmoeville! No doubt you have all heard about the fantastic Star Wars fantasy draft we did in the name of JJ Abrams and for Star Wars fans everywhere! These are the lists of the few, the proud, the geeky – the men (and woman) of Schmoes Know!

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Warm Bodies review

Warm Bodies review

Zombies are all the rage these days, could it be time for them to find their souls and feel emotion again? Check out the Schmoes review of the horror/comedy "Warm Bodies"!

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Bullet to the Head review

Bullet to the Head review

Stallone is back and ready to go rogue again in "Bullet to the Head", the new action flick from Walter Hill...could the director of 48 Hours combine great action and laughs once again? Or at least give Sly some dialogue we can understand?? Enjoy!

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Stand up Guys Review

Stand up Guys Review

The Schmoes sit down and enjoy three legends in "Stand-Up Guys", the new film starring Al Pacino, Christopher Walken and Alan Arkin. Could the crime/drama/comedy be yet another achievement in these remarkable careers? Enjoy!

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