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“Alice in Wonderland” Review

“Alice in Wonderland” Review

The Schmoes went through the rabbit hole to drink tea with Johnny Depp’s Mad Hatter and battle the Jabberwocky…did they enjoy their experience? Is 3D really the wave of the future? Enjoy! Share on Facebook

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“Shutter Island” Review

“Shutter Island” Review

The Schmoes hopped the ferry to see just how crazy “Shutter Island” really is…would Scorsese and DiCaprio capture magic once again? Would creepy bald chicks pop up unexpectedly?? Enjoy! Share on Facebook

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“Valentine’s Day” Review

“Valentine’s Day” Review

The Schmoes joined Cupid to see if there was any love at the mutliplex this weekend for “Valentine’s Day”…did an all-star cast knock it out of the park? Or was there not enough balls to go around?? Enjoy! Share on Facebook

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“The Wolfman” Review

“The Wolfman” Review

Hoping for Bram Stoker’s Dracula but with a Wolfman? So are the Schmoes! In the latest installment of Schmoes Know, our faithful heroes along with Sam Tripoli do battle with Wolves, Anthony Hopkins and 3rd grade scriptwriting. Did you see it, what’d you think? Tell the Schmoes! Share on Facebook

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“From Paris With Love” Review

“From Paris With Love” Review

So Travolta is back at it again, throwing his hat into the action ring. Let’s see what the Schmoes thought of it. And joining them today as a guest reviewer, Chris D’Elia. Do you agree with what we say? Let us know! Share on Facebook

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“Avatar” Review

“Avatar” Review

The Schmoes took a holiday vacation to the planet Pandora and reviewed James Cameron’s new 3-D epic “Avatar”…our heroes even managed to convince a native to review the flick with us. Happy holidays from the Schmoes, and as always…enjoy! Share on Facebook

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“Sherlock Holmes” Review

“Sherlock Holmes” Review

The Schmoes ventured back in time to help solve mysteries with the original buddy duo, Holmes and Watson. Would our heroes fall victim to Lord Blackwood’s nefarious scheme? More importantly, which Schmoe is Holmes, and which is Watson?? Enjoy! Share on Facebook

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“Invictus” Review

“Invictus” Review

The Schmoes donned their rugby garb and headed to see “Invictus”, starring Morgan Freeman and Matt Damon. Would the lads be inspired by Clint Eastwood’s directing? Be moved by Freeman’s portrayal of Nelson Mandela? Be confused by Matt Damon’s nose?? Enjoy! Share on Facebook

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“Brothers” Review

“Brothers” Review

The Schmoes are celebrating the full swing of Oscar season with heartwrenching dramas like “Brothers”…hear how the performances were, whether Tazz cried and if our heroes could make it through without shoving popcorn in their face…enjoy! Share on Facebook

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“Twilight: New Moon” Review

“Twilight: New Moon” Review

The Schmoes revisited the mysterious town of Forks to check in with the vampires, werewolves and confused teenagers…would they be scared? Moved? Enlightened? Did Harloff get bored? Did Ellis get emotional? Enjoy! Share on Facebook

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“2012″ Review

“2012″ Review

The Schmoes, being the fearless heroes that they are, braved the multiplex and faced the apocalypse head on this weekend as they saw “2012″. Would John Cusack help Roland Emmerich recapture his “ID4″ magic? Or would this be a dud on par with “Godzilla”?? Enjoy! Share on Facebook

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“Up in The Air” Review

“Up in The Air” Review

The Schmoes joined the mile-high club with George Clooney and took in his new film “Up in the Air”. Would it live up to the Oscar hype? Would Tazz find Clooney attractive? Would Harloff fire Ellis??? Share on Facebook

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“The Hangover” Review

“The Hangover” Review

Sure it’s a week late and we could’ve just said screw it, but come on…we’re the Schmoes. And if there’s a movie about drinking, tigers and Vegas, we’re in. Enjoy! Share on Facebook

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“I Love You Man” Review

“I Love You Man” Review

With their march madness teams knocked out of the dance early, the Schmoes were forced back into action and took in the new comedy, “I Love You, Man”. Besides being an accurate description of our heroes’ feelings for one another, it’s also a hit movie starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel. Did the Schmoes love it? Find out now…enjoy! Share on Facebook

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