The Schmoes went through the rabbit hole to drink tea with Johnny Depp’s Mad Hatter and battle the Jabberwocky…did they enjoy their experience? Is 3D really the wave of the future? Enjoy! Share on Facebook
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“Shutter Island” Review
The Schmoes hopped the ferry to see just how crazy “Shutter Island” really is…would Scorsese and DiCaprio capture magic once again? Would creepy bald chicks pop up unexpectedly?? Enjoy! Share on Facebook
Read More »“Valentine’s Day” Review
The Schmoes joined Cupid to see if there was any love at the mutliplex this weekend for “Valentine’s Day”…did an all-star cast knock it out of the park? Or was there not enough balls to go around?? Enjoy! Share on Facebook
Read More »“The Wolfman” Review
Hoping for Bram Stoker’s Dracula but with a Wolfman? So are the Schmoes! In the latest installment of Schmoes Know, our faithful heroes along with Sam Tripoli do battle with Wolves, Anthony Hopkins and 3rd grade scriptwriting. Did you see it, what’d you think? Tell the Schmoes! Share on Facebook
Read More »“From Paris With Love” Review
So Travolta is back at it again, throwing his hat into the action ring. Let’s see what the Schmoes thought of it. And joining them today as a guest reviewer, Chris D’Elia. Do you agree with what we say? Let us know! Share on Facebook
Read More »“Edge of Darkness” Review
Mel Gibson is back in this new action drama. This is what a couple of schmoes thought about the movie, what did you think? Share on Facebook
Read More »“Legion” Review
Schmoes Know Legion! What did you think?? Share on Facebook
Read More »“Book of Eli” Review
Schmoes Know Denzel Washington’s new movie, The Book of Eli. What did you think of the film? Share on Facebook
Read More »“Avatar” Review
The Schmoes took a holiday vacation to the planet Pandora and reviewed James Cameron’s new 3-D epic “Avatar”…our heroes even managed to convince a native to review the flick with us. Happy holidays from the Schmoes, and as always…enjoy! Share on Facebook
Read More »“Sherlock Holmes” Review
The Schmoes ventured back in time to help solve mysteries with the original buddy duo, Holmes and Watson. Would our heroes fall victim to Lord Blackwood’s nefarious scheme? More importantly, which Schmoe is Holmes, and which is Watson?? Enjoy! Share on Facebook
Read More »“Invictus” Review
The Schmoes donned their rugby garb and headed to see “Invictus”, starring Morgan Freeman and Matt Damon. Would the lads be inspired by Clint Eastwood’s directing? Be moved by Freeman’s portrayal of Nelson Mandela? Be confused by Matt Damon’s nose?? Enjoy! Share on Facebook
Read More »“Brothers” Review
The Schmoes are celebrating the full swing of Oscar season with heartwrenching dramas like “Brothers”…hear how the performances were, whether Tazz cried and if our heroes could make it through without shoving popcorn in their face…enjoy! Share on Facebook
Read More »“Twilight: New Moon” Review
The Schmoes revisited the mysterious town of Forks to check in with the vampires, werewolves and confused teenagers…would they be scared? Moved? Enlightened? Did Harloff get bored? Did Ellis get emotional? Enjoy! Share on Facebook
Read More »“2012″ Review
The Schmoes, being the fearless heroes that they are, braved the multiplex and faced the apocalypse head on this weekend as they saw “2012″. Would John Cusack help Roland Emmerich recapture his “ID4″ magic? Or would this be a dud on par with “Godzilla”?? Enjoy! Share on Facebook
Read More »“Up in The Air” Review
The Schmoes joined the mile-high club with George Clooney and took in his new film “Up in the Air”. Would it live up to the Oscar hype? Would Tazz find Clooney attractive? Would Harloff fire Ellis??? Share on Facebook
Read More »“The Hangover” Review
Sure it’s a week late and we could’ve just said screw it, but come on…we’re the Schmoes. And if there’s a movie about drinking, tigers and Vegas, we’re in. Enjoy! Share on Facebook
Read More »“I Love You Man” Review
With their march madness teams knocked out of the dance early, the Schmoes were forced back into action and took in the new comedy, “I Love You, Man”. Besides being an accurate description of our heroes’ feelings for one another, it’s also a hit movie starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel. Did the Schmoes love it? Find out now…enjoy! Share on Facebook
Read More »“Role Models” Review
Mark, Kristian and Steve give you their honest take on the new comedy. Can it compete with Apatow’s string of hits? What do you think? Share on Facebook
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