Ok we are really excited to share this with you guys. We shot our segments for the 2nd annual YouReviewers Awards yesterday and it was a blast! Jeremy Jahns flew in to Los Angeles yesterday and we met up with him and Catherine Reitman and had a lot of fun at the ENTV studios. In this video we give you guys a little sneak peak of the show and what will be in store this year. Hope you enjoy, please share it and comment away! SUBSCRIBE HERE TO ENTV SO YOU CAN CATCH THE SHOW ON FEB15-18: http://www.youtube.com/user/ENTV?blend=1&ob=0
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Kristian’s Movie News (2-3)
It's the second week for movie news and there are a TON of stories this week that Kristian will cover. We will get into casting news on Timberlake's new film, released photos on the new Bond movie, Skyfall, Candyland the Movie, Hunger Games IMAX and other stories! Take a look and enjoy!
Read More »BOX OFFICE REPORT: August 20-22, 2010 Upset about the Box Office this weekend
By Kristian Harloff The Box Office numbers for this weekend are out and I have to say, I am surprised all around the board. I am happy that Sly and the boys held on but I am really shocked that The Switch ate a pile. Take a look at the numbers and what I thought should have been higher, lower....
Read More »Which wrestler lays claim to best performance in a film?
So after seeing the Expendables and watching Stone Cold Steve Austin as the latest wrestler to have a major part in a film, I started to ask-Who holds the best performance in a film, all time? Who is the undisputed champion in Schmoeland. Click and find out. AND LEAVE ME COMMENTS- Who do yo think is the champ? (NOTE: I understand that there have been wrestlers from the 60's and 70's in films, this list is made up of the Hulk Hogan WWF/WWE and beyond)
Read More »The Fallen Warrior- Where have the masters gone?
By Kristian Harloff Let's face it, the actors of today aren't as good as the ones of yesteryear. They come from a different school but we are lucky to have a few of them still gracing us with their presence. However in this blog, I talk about three of the greats who are off the grid and I want to know why.
Read More »Steven Sommers to direct GIJoe 2- NOOOO!!!!!!!
By Kristian Harloff If you have been watching Schmoes long enough you probably know that I am not a huge fan of Michael Bay and Steven Sommers. I think they are part of the problem of what is wrong with the movie industry today. It doesn't help that I was a huge fan of the GiJoe comic books when I was a kid. So I am not happy that Mr. Sommers is back to direct the sequel.
Read More »THE SCHMOES TOP 10 COMEDIES OF THE PAST 10 YEARS
So this past weekend Mark and I saw Dinner for Schmucks and after discussing how disappointed we were with the film we started to debate; "How many funny movies have there been lately? How many funny movies have there been in the last ten years??" So we decided that we would put together our lists. Anything from 2000 until yesterday is fair game. Please take a look and leave comments below. Do you agree with one of us more than the other? Did we leave anything out?
Read More »Rambo Prequel? Stallone says he is up for it. Are we?
By Kristian Harloff Word comes that Rambo may be joining us again on the big screen. Now before you all groan and say Rambo is too old for this shit, it is a prequel. In my blog today I let you know if I think this is an idea I can get on board with.
Read More »The Plague: Rated R movies are changed to PG13 for extra $$$$ and we are the ones who suffer.
By Kristian Harloff One of the things that irks me the most is when studios change the tones of films by giving them PG13 ratings just to make more money to get kids into the theater. I believe this all started with Major League, well at least it created the William Wallace in me who wants to see this trend be done with.
Read More »The Remakes have gone too far- Total Recall??
By Kristian Harloff The remakes have finally crossed over to villain style proportion. The ones that shall not be touched are being touched. It started with Willy Wonka, then the Karate Kid and now Total Recall is the next to bite the dust to studio greed.
Read More »New Line decides to give Gears of War a budget cut….and I love it!
By Kristian Harloff I read today that the popular video game Gears of War, scheduled for the blockbuster treatment, is getting a make over. At first, I thought this meant PG13, but I was thrilled to learn, it meant a budget cut. Something most films need today.
Read More »HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY! No more Sex and The City!
By Kristian Harloff I am actually thrilled that the torture will stop. No more Sex and The City Movies. Screams of joy from men everywhere can be heard across the world.
Read More »Oliver Stone says the Jews control the media, Hitler wasn’t that bad of a guy….and then says “Just kidding.”
By Kristian Harloff So Oliver Stone is crazy, but he has said some really stupid things and said sorry for them. Here is what I think.
Read More »Matt Reeves and Tony Scott as front runners to direct the new Wolverine film
By Kristian Harloff I read that there were two contenders left to direct the new Wolverine film. Take a look, browse my thoughts. Let me know if you agree.
Read More »Man stabbed in the face at Comic-con. With a PEN? Really?
By Kristian Harloff I read today that a guy was stabbed at Comic Con. Take a read at my thought of why I think this was really ridiculous.
Read More »Can Zac Efron win over straight guys the same way Justin Timberlake has?
By Kristian Harloff In this blog, I try to make the case of why I believe, if done right, Zac Efron can make a play of becoming accepted by an audience other than women and gay men.
Read More »The current state of the movie star
By Kristian Harloff I just wanted to give my two cents about the studios manufacturing and forcing stars down our throats. I will probably add more to this but for now, sound off. Do you agree with me?
Read More »Should I be excited for “Salt”?
By Kristian Harloff The new Angelina Jolie thriller SALT comes out tomorrow. I am hesitant, I love Angelina Jolie but how many times can I see her upside down shooting and avoiding death like Jeremy Jahns?
Read More »THE SCHMOES: WHY WE DO WHAT WE DO
This is my first blog on the new site, it is very brief and I wanted to give you guys a little insight into why we do this show. by Kristian
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