I’m about to go see the midnight premiere of the action extravaganza “The Expendables”, and this is the most excited I’ve been to see a movie all summer. I was jazzed to see “Iron Man 2” and “Inception” as well, but this is different, kids. This is not only a hard-to-screw-up action premise (jinx #1), it is also the dream of my childhood that this movie become a reality. “The ...
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New Tarzan 3-D Adventure in the Works
In a story I stumbled upon during my morning web browsing/Facebook stalking, there is a new Tarzan movie in the works. It appears it will be released in 2012, and – get ready for a shock – it will be in 3D. That’s right folks…a guy that wears a loincloth, uses a vine to get around and speaks four words will be getting the most advanced film technology available. Ellis ...
Read More »“Star Wars” getting the Adult Film Treatment
By Mark Ellis Good news: There's a new "Star Wars" movie coming out! Bad news: It's a XXX adult film in 3-D. No, wait...that's also good news
Read More »THE SCHMOES TOP 10 COMEDIES OF THE PAST 10 YEARS
So this past weekend Mark and I saw Dinner for Schmucks and after discussing how disappointed we were with the film we started to debate; "How many funny movies have there been lately? How many funny movies have there been in the last ten years??" So we decided that we would put together our lists. Anything from 2000 until yesterday is fair game. Please take a look and leave comments below. Do you agree with one of us more than the other? Did we leave anything out?
Read More »Is Robocop dead on the table…again?
By Mark Ellis Word comes today that Robocop will not get the remake treatment. Read here to see what I think about this....
Read More »Two Area 51-themed films in development
By Mark Ellis As I was sifting through the entertainment news of the day, trying to decide if there was a good story that I could use to fool people into clicking on my dream journal, one bit of info caught my eye:
Read More »Wolverine Director Race Down to Two: Ellis responds
By Mark Ellis Here is MY take on the two directors left to possibly direct the new Wolverine film. Enjoy!
Read More »Ruffalo introduced as the new Hulk
By Mark Ellis The new Hulk was introduced this week, in this blog, I lend you my thoughts. Enjoy.
Read More »Disney plans to give The Haunted Mansion a reboot
By Mark Ellis In my latest, I touch up on Disney's plans to remake The Haunted Mansion.
Read More »Blog Debut of Rookie Phenom Mark Ellis
By Mark Ellis The debut blog of the more attractive Schmoe and Redskin faithful, me Mark Ellis. In my intro, I give a break down of what you will come to expect from these blogs. Enjoy kids!
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