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Fast and Furious 6 Review

Fast and Furious 6 Review

The Schmoes rev their engines and race into "Fast 6", the latest in the definitely-not Oscar nominated film franchise...would Vin Diesel and Paul Walker join up with The Rock for more movie magic? Or is this the first time a tank jumped a shark?? Enjoy!

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The Great Gatsby

The Great Gatsby

The Schmoes attend Baz Luhrman's lavish West Egg party with "The Great Gatsby"...would the director's stylized visuals bring new life to Fitzgerald's classic novel? Could Leonardo DiCaprio embody the mysterious Gatsby enough to impress these old sports?? Enjoy!

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Peeples Review

Peeples Review

A new Tyler Perry production is back in theaters, but Madea is nowhere to be found...instead we get Craig Robinson, Kerry Washington and David Alan Grier in "Peeples". Could this be the next "Meet the Parents"? Or just a pale imitation?? Enjoy!

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Star Trek: Into Darkness Review

Star Trek: Into Darkness Review

The Schmoes blast into the summer stratosphere with "Star Trek: Into Darkness"...could one of the most anticipated sequels of the year live up to it's incredibale 2009 predecessor? Would Benedict Cumberbatch prove a worthy foil to Kirk and Spock??

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The Bargain Bin

The Bargain Bin

Iron Sky (2012) When you get the friends together sometimes you just want something kitsch, campy, or funny for the wrong reasons. That’s when finding those obscure titles in the bargain bin (or on your favorite on demand service) makes or breaks a cheesy movie night with friends. Today we are looking at a Finnish film about Nazis in space because when I think cheesy movie night I think Nazis ...

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Great Moments in (Television) Nudity!

Great Moments in (Television) Nudity!

Great Moments in Movie Television History – The Only Spa Beyond The Wall As most of you know I’m a movie enthusiast, but I also indulge in my fair share of television. Like most of the world I enjoy the crossover (nerd to frat guy) HBO program Game of Thrones. I don’t know if I enjoy it because I’m guaranteed at least one set of boobs per episode or that ...

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Iron Man 3 Review

Iron Man 3 Review

Tony Stark is back, and the Schmoes give you their take on the third installment of the great Marvel franchise "Iron Man". Would the addition of Shane Black re-invigorate the saga? Could it be a worthy follow-up to "The Avengers"?? Enjoy!

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Pain and Gain Review

Pain and Gain Review

The Schmoes hit the weights with "Pain and Gain", the new film with bulked-up stars Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Anthony Mackie. Could this be the film that gets Kristian to appreciate director Michael Bay? Would Ellis need a spotter?? Enjoy!

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Oblivion Review

Oblivion Review

The Schmoes travel into the future with Tom Cruise with the new scif fi film, Oblivion. Is it the start of the summer movie season? Watch and find out!

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Mud Review

Mud Review

"Mud" is the small film gaining some big buzz...from director Jeff Nichols and starring Matthew McConaughey, would the Schmoes review echo the sentiments of the Cannes film festival? Find out!

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42: The Jackie Robinson Story Review

42: The Jackie Robinson Story Review

The Schmoes welcome spring and baseball season with one of the great triumphs in history..."42: The Jackie Robinson Story" tells the tale of the legendary ballplayer who broke the color barrier in Major League Baseball and did so much more for humanity. Would the movie do the true story justice? Enjoy!

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Evil Dead Review

Evil Dead Review

The Schmoes head to the cabin and crack open the wrong book with "Evil Dead"...could the 2013 reboot live up to it's 1981 namesake? Would Harloff actually enjoy a horror flick?? Enjoy!

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