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Snitch Review

Snitch Review

The Schmoes blab about the new thriller "Snitch"...would this be the latest over-the-top action flick starring The Rock? Or would Dwayne Johnson show us a more dramatic side with a few scrapes?? Enjoy!

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Side Effects Review

Side Effects Review

The Schmoes check out Steven Soderbergh's reportedly last movie, "Side Effects"...is it a worthy film for the talented director to retire on? And how does Rooney Mara look with a full head of hair again?? Enjoy!

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Movie 43 Review

Movie 43 Review

Check out our latest episode (8) of Movies with the Schmoes!:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAk8Ow50GUc The Schmoes hope for guffaws with the star-studded vignette compilation "Movie 43"...could the random mayhem rival the zany spoof films of yore? Or would this just be the best-cast bargain bin flick ever? Enjoy! Check out Katee Sackhoff's final appearance as co-host on our podcast: http://www.toadhopnetwork.com/f/Schmoes?date=20130124 BE A PART OF SCHMOEVILLE: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=schmoesknow&annotatio... Help Schmoeville get to 10,000 on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/schmoesknow Get Mark's stand-up album GET TO THE CASTLE here: http://shop.rooftopcomedy.com/album/get-to-the-castle (enter in "schmoesknow" or schmoesknowcd" for a discount!) Thanks to Anthony L. Green for our NEW OPENING: www.aplusgraphic.net Get the podcast on Itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-schmoes-know-podcast/id436643611 ON PODBEAN: http://schmoesknow.podbean.com/ Great deal from our sponsors Ript Apparel http://www.riptapparel.com/?aff=BVQF96DMK8LJZ2FG Purchase one of their shirts and type in the code "Schmoes" and you will get 1.00 off. Their shirts for 9.00? Really great! WATCH OUR SHOW ON MOVIES.COM: http://www.movies.com/search-result?search=schmoes+know Follow us on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/schmoesknow Schmoe Plus: http://www.youtube.com/schmoeplus

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The Sessions Review

The Sessions Review

The Schmoes dip back into the pool of 2012 Oscar contenders with "The Sessions"...could a breakthrough performance by John Hawkes and some bold choices by Helen Hunt win over our boys? Enjoy!

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Jack Reacher Review

Jack Reacher Review

The Schmoes hope for one last fun action ride in 2012 with "Jack Reacher"...would Tom Cruise be able to launch another hugely successful action film franchise? Enjoy!

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The Guilt Trip Review

The Guilt Trip Review

The Schmoes hit the road with the legend Barbara Streisand and Seth Rogen in "The Guilt Trip"...would the actress/singer's return to the big screen be a joy ride, or would we beg to get out of the car? Enjoy!

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Les Miserables Review

Les Miserables Review

The Schmoes prep their emotions and ears for the musical extravaganza "Les Miserables"...would Tom Hooper's film version compare to the Broadway show and move Harloff to tears? Or would it make Ellis cringe recalling his attempts to make it through the novel? Enjoy!

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The Hobbit Review

The Hobbit Review

The Schmoes return to Middle Earth! And they did it in 48frames per second and in 3D. Did they like it, love it?! Well click play and find out

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Django Unchained Review

Django Unchained Review

The Schmoes team up with bounty hunters for the new Quentin Tarantino film "Django Unchained"...would the Waltz/Foxx team-up be among the best in the Tarantino catalog?? Enjoy!

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Zero Dark Thirty Review

Zero Dark Thirty Review

It's the greatest manhunt in history, and the Schmoes weigh in on "Zero Dark Thirty"...could Kathryn Bigelow once again deliver a great action thriller? Would the subject matter make the film all the more powerful? Get the boys' take right now!

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Deadfall Review

Deadfall Review

The Schmoes brave the freezing wilderness with "Deadfall"...could the crime thriller starring Eric Bana, Olivia Wilde and Charlie Hunnam score big with the lads? Or would it leave the boys out in the cold? Enjoy!

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This is 40 Review

This is 40 Review

The Schmoes take a look at what the future may hold with "This is 40", the new film from Judd Apatow. Would Harloff relate to a story highlighting the pitfalls of marriage and family? Could Ellis handle couple's bathroom time??

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Hyde Park on Hudson Review

Hyde Park on Hudson Review

Another lauded actor is stepping into the role of a great president, and the Schmoes give you their take...Bill Murray plays Franklin Delano Roosevelt in "Hyde Park on Hudson", and Mark and Kristian weigh in on the complicated relationship shared by FDR and his distant cousin played by Laura Linney. Laughter ensues!Enjoy!

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The Impossible Review

The Impossible Review

The Schmoes attempt to not weep as they review "The Impossible", the new film focusing on a family's struggle during the 2004 South Asia tsunami...would Ellis need Kleenex? Could Harloff hold it together?? Enjoy!

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Rise of the Guardians Review

Rise of the Guardians Review

Mark is out fighting crime (or watching turtles do it, watch Schmoeplus to understand that) and Kristian guards Schmoeville with his life. In doing so, he brings you the latest 3D animation review, Rise of the Guardians! Take a look and see what he thought!

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Red Dawn (2012) Review

Red Dawn (2012) Review

The Schmoes pull a first ever in Schmoeville. We reviewed a movie LIVE on the podcast last night. We had just returned from seeing the remake of Red Dawn starring Chris Hemsworth, Josh Peck and Josh Hutcherson. Take a look and see what we thought!

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Anna Karenina Review

Anna Karenina Review

The Schmoes set off for Moscow, where "Anna Karenina" has gotten herself into quite a romantic bind. Would the gents enjoy the visually ambitious retelling of Tolstoy's novel? Or would Ellis prefer the book? Enjoy!

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