By Mike Beatrice
Sunday night’s Screen Actors Guild Awards turned awkward when the cast of The Help was asked to stick around and clean up.
The SAG Awards are Hollywood’s biggest gathering of actors, unless you count the wait staff at The Cheesecake Factory.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt kissed so much during the SAG Awards, they were mistaken for brother and sister.
Pat Sajak says that he has hosted The Wheel of Fortune drunk. Sounds like Pat needs to buy a vowel. Two of them.
A rumor spread on Twitter over the weekend that Cher had died. If she ever does die for real, how will we know?
Taco Bell is calling their new breakfast menu “First Meal.” What they should really call it is “last meal.”
Ed Burns says his big movies pay for his little movies. Unlike audiences who don’t pay for any of his movies.
The Schmoes recently asked which five movie survivalists you’d want with you if your plane crashed. Coming in last? Any of the rugby players from Alive.
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is being re-released in 3D. Apparently the third dimension is sucking.
Fran Drescher claims she was once abducted by aliens. They were so annoyed by her voice, they returned her.
Turns out Bruce Jenner was the last to know about Kim Kardashian’s divorce. Then again, Jenner is also the last to know that his haircut is out of style.
Leading up to Super Bowl XLVI, New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick made a joke with the media. Belichick joking? Maybe 2012 really is the end of the world.
Paris Jackson says that her dad, Michael, would have loved to mentor Justin Bieber. And by mentor, she means fondle.The Tuesday Beatrice News Scoop (1-31-12),