“Jonah Hex” Review, 3.0 out of 5 based on 2 ratings
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I thought the reviews on this film were maybe to harsh (I watched you guys first) but I still decided to see it, and I realize I won’t go against you again! I also heard you on Adam’s podcast, superstars, haha. Love you guys.
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She does look like a glorified pornstar! And she has gnarly thumbs! This movie ate a big pile of shit at the box office. Spot on review guys, you are killing it right now.
I expected so much more out of this movie with Malkovich and Brolin in it. I agree it wasn’t their faults but it just shows what a failure this movie is when you squander talent like that. Then again, it is no Airbender.
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Jonah Hex, I heard was rewritten right before the movie came out and they added a bunch of crap that wasn’t even in the comics. He brings back the dead??? What? Fail
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I liked it, I seem to be the only one, but I thought Brolin was pretty entertaining.
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I HATED this film. Megan Fox is a glorified porn star, too true! Great review Schmoes
I am a Jonah Hex fan, the comic book! This movie was so poorly done, I agree with your review. You guys are really funny, keep up the good work!
Hey guys, found you through Adam Carolla. I love your style. This movie was really shitty and I am surprised it isn’t on dvd already.
I thought the reviews on this film were maybe to harsh (I watched you guys first) but I still decided to see it, and I realize I won’t go against you again! I also heard you on Adam’s podcast, superstars, haha. Love you guys.
Xtina
I am not a lesbian, I think Megan Fox is HOTTTTTT but I couldn’t watch this movie. I walked out.
She does look like a glorified pornstar! And she has gnarly thumbs! This movie ate a big pile of shit at the box office. Spot on review guys, you are killing it right now.
I expected so much more out of this movie with Malkovich and Brolin in it. I agree it wasn’t their faults but it just shows what a failure this movie is when you squander talent like that. Then again, it is no Airbender.
I love love love this review! You guys are so funny. I have been a subscriber on Youtube for a while and I just saw your website message there! Love it! Ok so Jonah Hex was that bad? Even too bad for Netflix? I may still try it. Thanks Schmoes!
Megan Fox is hot guys, I don’t care what you say about that but I do agree that this movie was one of the worst of the year.
Ruined, if they would have followed the tone of the comic, you would have had a good movie.
Is it worth the rental?
Wow, very interesting article. It’s funny how history can be twisted in so many different ways. These photos certainly give us clues, but I guess we’ll never know the true story. . . .
MLKOVICH HAS BEEN IN A LOT OF BAD MOVIES
Great review guys, long time fan.
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Warner Bros, with the exception of Inception, has made some shitty films. This is the champ though. DC comics movies blow.
Suck a fat one Jonah Hex
Whoever directed this should be fired.
Megan Fox looked pretty sexy in this movie. It was hard to watch it the whole way through, pun intended.
Malkovich was pretty silly in this movie. That hair was beyond dumb.
1 out of five schmoes!
Jonah Hex, I heard was rewritten right before the movie came out and they added a bunch of crap that wasn’t even in the comics. He brings back the dead??? What? Fail
The crazy henchman was good, Irish dude
Jonah Hex should make DC think about what properties they let WB get a hold of.
I liked it, you guys were looking into it too much
I will rent it on dvd and get back to you
Irish guy was good
This movie was a joke, funny comedy.
Fire everyone involved in this movie
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Megan Fox looked awesome in this movie. they never showed her mutant thumbs.