The Schmoes head back to Alaska...this time to save whales with "Big Miracle". Could the inspirational true story resonate with our heroes? Or would the lads find themselves wishing for the real footage instead? Enjoy!
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Underworld Awakening Review
Vampires and lycans are back, and one fearless Schmoe takes them on with "Underworld: Awakening"...how would our human react to the latest film in the franchise? Enjoy!
Read More »Shame Review
The Schmoes venture behind closed doors with Michael Fassbender and Carey Mulligan in "Shame"...would the emotionally charged flick get inside the head of our heroes? Or would it leave them merely feeling...umm...inadequate?? Enjoy!
Read More »The Devil Inside
It's found-footage time again as Ellis recruits special guest Iliza Shlesinger to witness "The Devil Inside"...would our fearless theater-goers get thrills and chills? Or just be bored with another shaky camera flick? http://www.movies.com/movie-news/schmoes-know-movie-show-5-most-disturbing-wo...
Read More »Midnight in Paris Review
The Schmoes take a stroll through France with "Midnight in Paris"...would our heroes discover the joys of French time-travel? Or wishing they had a Delorean to get back to 1985?? Enjoy!
Read More »A Dangerous Method Review
The Schmoes tap into their Id, Ego and Superego with "A Dangerous Method"...would Fassbender and Mortensen make for convincing shrinks? Could our heroes appreciate Kiera Knightley's crazy antics?? Enjoy!
Read More »The Artist Review
The Schmoes head back to the dawn of the talkies with "The Artist"...would our heroes be able to get into a silent film? Could they pull off a silent review?? Enjoy!
Read More »Top Ten Worst Movies in 2011
The Schmoes dole out their choices for the ten worst flicks of 2011..Even though there were less stinkbombs than 2010, this year definitely had it's fair share of fartbombs. Take a look and see if your picks are in there.
Read More »The Top Ten Best Movies of 2011
The Schmoes continue their countdown of the best movies of 2011. Mark and Kristian go through their picks for numbers 5 to 1. Do you agree? What are your picks? Let us know in Schmoeville!
Read More »The Hobbit Trailer Review
The first trailer for "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" is here, and one Schmoe begins to make his way back to the Shire...enjoy!
Read More »The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Review
The Schmoes visit Sweden to help Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara catch a killer with "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"...would David Fincher's film live up to the hype surrounding Steig Larssen's novel series? Could the Schmoes get the thrills they were seeking?? Enjoy!
Read More »War Horse Review
The Schmoes saddle up with the new Spielberg film "War Horse"...could this be an early Christmas present for our heroes? Would they also need some Kleenex in their stockings?? Enjoy!
Read More »Mission Impossible 4, Ghost Protocol Review
The Schmoes join the world's biggest action star/spy with "Mission: Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol"...would our heroes be up for another go-around with Ethan Hunt and co.? Could Ellis accept the mission challenged to him by Harloff?? Enjoy!
Read More »The Dark Knight Prologue and Trailer Review
The Schmoes headed to the IMAX theatre to check out Chris Nolan's most anticipated 6 minute prologue of The Dark Knight Rises. Take a look and see what the unmasked crusaders thought. And then we dive into the newest trailer of Gotham's finest!
Read More »We Bought a Zoo Review
The Schmoes check out the exotic animals in "We Bought A Zoo"...could the new Cameron Crowe flick make our heroes' emotions soar? Would Ellis be able to handle running a zoo?? Enjoy!
Read More »Adventures of Tintin Review
The Schmoes return in full force with "The Adventures of Tintin", the new Spielberg/Jackson collaboration...would the motion-capture win Harloff's heart? Could Ellis figure out to do a review with someone else?? Enjoy!
Read More »Chipwrecked Review
Stranded on a desert island, one Schmoe has no choice but to check out "Chipwrecked", the latest adventure from Alvin & co. Would Ellis enjoy his first foray into the Chipmunk film franchise? Or wish he was still watching the cartoons?? Enjoy!
Read More »New Year’s Eve Review
One Schmoe and special guest star Justine Marino celebrated "New Year's Eve" together...would it be a magical holiday experience? Or just "Valentine's Day" with more confetti?? Enjoy!
Read More »The Sitter Review
Ready for making $$ at an hourly rate, one Schmoe headed to "The Sitter"...could it live up to it's babysitting film predecessors? Would fat Jonah Hill go out in a blaze of glory?? Enjoy!
Read More »Young Adult Review
Ellis joins Charlize Theron on a trip back to her hometown with "Young Adult"...would the Diablo Cody-written film resonate with our Schmoe? Could a movie be enjoyed when we're rooting against the main character?? Enjoy!
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