Schmoes Know… Funny movie reviews from people like you!

One intrepid Schmoe heads for the Polar Ice Caps with "The Thing"...would Ellis find a scary horror prequel? Or just a bunch of evil penguins?? Enjoy!

The Schmoes took a holiday vacation to the planet Pandora and reviewed James Cameron’s new 3-D epic “Avatar”…our heroes even managed to convince a native to review the flick with us. Happy holidays from the Schmoes, and as always…enjoy! Share on Facebook

The Schmoes ventured back in time to help solve mysteries with the original buddy duo, Holmes and Watson. Would our heroes fall victim to Lord Blackwood’s nefarious scheme? More importantly, which Schmoe is Holmes, and which is Watson?? Enjoy! Share on Facebook

The Schmoes donned their rugby garb and headed to see “Invictus”, starring Morgan Freeman and Matt Damon. Would the lads be inspired by Clint Eastwood’s directing? Be moved by Freeman’s portrayal of Nelson Mandela? Be confused by Matt Damon’s nose?? Enjoy! Share on Facebook

The Schmoes are celebrating the full swing of Oscar season with heartwrenching dramas like “Brothers”…hear how the performances were, whether Tazz cried and if our heroes could make it through without shoving popcorn in their face…enjoy! Share on Facebook

The Schmoes revisited the mysterious town of Forks to check in with the vampires, werewolves and confused teenagers…would they be scared? Moved? Enlightened? Did Harloff get bored? Did Ellis get emotional? Enjoy! Share on Facebook

The Schmoes, being the fearless heroes that they are, braved the multiplex and faced the apocalypse head on this weekend as they saw “2012″. Would John Cusack help Roland Emmerich recapture his “ID4″ magic? Or would this be a dud on par with “Godzilla”?? Enjoy! Share on Facebook

The Schmoes got into the Christmas spirit and visited olde England’s favorite miser, Ebenezer Scrooge. This time played by Jim Carrey, see what our heroes thought of this re-telling of Charles Dickens’ timeless classic…enjoy! Share on Facebook

The Schmoes joined the mile-high club with George Clooney and took in his new film “Up in the Air”. Would it live up to the Oscar hype? Would Tazz find Clooney attractive? Would Harloff fire Ellis??? Share on Facebook

The Schmoes are back in full swing and decided to stare at a movie based on men staring at farm animals…would the experience be as exciting as it sounds? Enjoy! Share on Facebook

The Schmoes checked out “Gamer”, and former NFL’er and star of The NFL Today on CBS, Shannon Sharpe came along for the ride. What did the gents think of Gerard “300″ Butler’s latest action effort? Enjoy! Share on Facebook

The Schmoes are back (finally) from their Justice League meeting, and decided to take in “Couples Retreat” starring Vince Vaughn et al. Those zany married kids went on vacation, but the Schmoes are back, rested, and ready to review…enjoy! Share on Facebook

Steven Soderbergh, Matt Damon and a long list of comics team up in this new movie about a fumbling informant. But does it deliver? Share on Facebook

Peter Jackson (Lord of the Rings) is back with his producer’s hat! But this movie is a little different. Is it worth your money and does it finally explain all those “Humans Only” billboards everywhere? What do you think? Special Guest reviewer Andrew Santino joins us today. Share on Facebook

Quentin Tarantino is back! With Brad Pitt of all people. So how is their new movie? Watch the movie review now. NO PLOT SPOILERS Share on Facebook

Could G.I. Joe be worse than Transformers? Or does it satisfy our childhood nostalgia? NO PLOT SPOILERS EVER Today’s special guest: Ken Napzok Share on Facebook

Will Judd Apatow’s (40 Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up) new movie starring Adam Sandler live up to it’s name? Tell us what do you think? Make sure and subscribe for weekly reviews….you will never waste money on a bad movie again. Share on Facebook

If you like suspense go see this movie. It was definitely the sleeper hit of the summer thus far. See what the Schmoes think…and if you have seen it, comment and let people know if they should see it. Share on Facebook

Does the 6th Harry Potter movie live up to the first 5? The Schmoes tell you their thoughts, but what did you think? SPECIAL GUEST RYAN GRAY joins the Schmoes today! Share on Facebook

The X-Men are back! Well, some of them, anyway. Everyone’s favorite motorcycle-riding, cigar-chomping manimal Wolverine is back in the summer’s first true movie spectacle, and the Schmoes were there to witness it. Did Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber bring justice to their roles as brotherly adversaries? Did our heroes leave the theater before the credits were over??? Enjoy! Share on Facebook