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Fast and Furious 6 Review

Fast and Furious 6 Review

The Schmoes rev their engines and race into "Fast 6", the latest in the definitely-not Oscar nominated film franchise...would Vin Diesel and Paul Walker join up with The Rock for more movie magic? Or is this the first time a tank jumped a shark?? Enjoy!

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The Great Gatsby

The Great Gatsby

The Schmoes attend Baz Luhrman's lavish West Egg party with "The Great Gatsby"...would the director's stylized visuals bring new life to Fitzgerald's classic novel? Could Leonardo DiCaprio embody the mysterious Gatsby enough to impress these old sports?? Enjoy!

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Peeples Review

Peeples Review

A new Tyler Perry production is back in theaters, but Madea is nowhere to be found...instead we get Craig Robinson, Kerry Washington and David Alan Grier in "Peeples". Could this be the next "Meet the Parents"? Or just a pale imitation?? Enjoy!

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Star Trek: Into Darkness Review

Star Trek: Into Darkness Review

The Schmoes blast into the summer stratosphere with "Star Trek: Into Darkness"...could one of the most anticipated sequels of the year live up to it's incredibale 2009 predecessor? Would Benedict Cumberbatch prove a worthy foil to Kirk and Spock??

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Iron Man 3 Review

Iron Man 3 Review

Tony Stark is back, and the Schmoes give you their take on the third installment of the great Marvel franchise "Iron Man". Would the addition of Shane Black re-invigorate the saga? Could it be a worthy follow-up to "The Avengers"?? Enjoy!

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Pain and Gain Review

Pain and Gain Review

The Schmoes hit the weights with "Pain and Gain", the new film with bulked-up stars Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Anthony Mackie. Could this be the film that gets Kristian to appreciate director Michael Bay? Would Ellis need a spotter?? Enjoy!

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Oblivion Review

Oblivion Review

The Schmoes travel into the future with Tom Cruise with the new scif fi film, Oblivion. Is it the start of the summer movie season? Watch and find out!

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Mud Review

Mud Review

"Mud" is the small film gaining some big buzz...from director Jeff Nichols and starring Matthew McConaughey, would the Schmoes review echo the sentiments of the Cannes film festival? Find out!

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42: The Jackie Robinson Story Review

42: The Jackie Robinson Story Review

The Schmoes welcome spring and baseball season with one of the great triumphs in history..."42: The Jackie Robinson Story" tells the tale of the legendary ballplayer who broke the color barrier in Major League Baseball and did so much more for humanity. Would the movie do the true story justice? Enjoy!

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Evil Dead Review

Evil Dead Review

The Schmoes head to the cabin and crack open the wrong book with "Evil Dead"...could the 2013 reboot live up to it's 1981 namesake? Would Harloff actually enjoy a horror flick?? Enjoy!

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GiJoe: Retaliation Review

GiJoe: Retaliation Review

The Schmoes and their inner children head to "GI Joe: Retaliation"...could The Rock lead the franchise back to glory from the dregs of the last flick? Would our heroes from childhood live up to our grown-up expectations?? Enjoy!

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Olympus Has Fallen Review

Olympus Has Fallen Review

The Schmoes head for a throwback action flick with "Olympus Has Fallen"...could Gerard Butler and co remind us why we fell in love with this genre in the first place? Is this the real "Die Hard 5"??

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Place Beyond the Pines Review

Place Beyond the Pines Review

The Schmoes head to a wooded area with "Place Beyond the Pines"...could the film with big stars and the director of "Blue Valentine" win over the boys? Or leave them cold and depressed??

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The Croods Review

The Croods Review

The latest animated feature from Dreamworks is here, and "The Croods" is the story of cavepeople fighting for survival...could it be another "How to Train Your Dragon"? The Schmoes give you their take right now...Enjoy!

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Admission Review

Admission Review

The Schmoes try to get into "Admission", the new comedy starring Tina Fey and Paul Rudd. Would director Paul Weitz blend laughs and drama into one satisfying film? Enjoy!

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Spring Breakers Review

Spring Breakers Review

The Schmoes needed a vacation! So they went with James Franco and some girls that used to be and disney shows and headed to Florida. Or they are just reviewing the new movie "Spring Breakers.

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The Call Review

The Call Review

The Call" has come in, and it's still ringing in the Schmoes' ears...would the Halle Berry vehicle re-ignite her career as a star? Could Abigail Breslin escape the vile clutches of puberty??

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The Reilly Roundtable Reviews: FAMILY WEEKEND

The Reilly Roundtable Reviews: FAMILY WEEKEND

Greetings, minions of the Roundtable! I am Reilly, your leader. Also, I never checked with you all but is it cool that I pretend to be your leader? Thanks. I was commissioned by the Schmoes the other day to take on a review for you guys as the Schmoes were indisposed. I think Mark went on a cross-country tour with Van Halen as their new Roadie and Kristian was last ...

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